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This song goes to Tom, my best friend, who I vaguely remember dancing to this, so yeah, Tom, this is for you and your gayness.

readyornotherecomestom:

Of course I did. I’m not a pervert. You’re like a sister to me.

Of course you’re definitely not a perv.

readyornotherecomestom:

Once. By accident. Why must you sleep naked, woman?! Why?!

What!? When the fuck was this? Oh my god. I hate my life. 

readyornotherecomestom:

Says the girl with the mangina.

It’s a vagina, how would you know if I had a mangina anyway, it’s not like you’ve seen me naked.

readyornotherecomestom:

Paaark? And so what if I was? Wait, no, my penis is not tiny.

Yeah. And, it is. Remember when we were playing dares and we pantsed you? Yeah, your penis is verrrryyyyy small.